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2005-12-04T22:44:00.000+08:00

mr lim?

Yes, we've moved. So please update your links, bookmarks, feeds, whatever.

Or not, see if I care.

OK OK OK. I do care. Seeya there.

http://mrlim.isthebest.net

Or if you're searching for the best singapore web hosting. :)

Malaysia policewoman strip search chinese lady

2005-11-30T18:39:00.000+08:00

If you haven't heard about this fiasco of the Malaysian police force read this first:

http://thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2005/11/25/nation/12693628

Hohoho I wonder how the Malaysia authorities will handle this?

As a certain Datuk Seri Ong Ka Ting said, "We acknowledge the good job done by the police force in maintaining law and order, but at the same time we do not condone the behaviour of a few black sheep who are getting away with abuse of power."

And what? Invite him for coffee and do ear squat and have him take off all his clothes?

My buddy who ~~probably surf porn all day~~ is very resourceful, sent me the video in question. Very not safe for work or anywhere else. Watch it later also can, it will still be here.

Movie Review: Zathura

2005-11-28T22:10:00.000+08:00

Bestest movie ever. AND YOU MISSED IT SAM.

Rating: 3/5 if you've watched Jumanji; otherwise it's perfect. Sloppy brotherly love, monsters, robots.

All I'm doing these days are movie reviews, like I'm some movie critic for the New Paper, though I never bother myself reading them. When movies so horrible get a DIE DIE MUST WATCH rating and when movies so good that you'll give up your right limb to watch it a second time gets ONE TICK.

All movie companies must have paid the media off in one way or another.

I'm busy with stuff I don't really understand. Every monday is unofficially movie day.

I also got a surprise for you guys soon. The issue's pretty touchy.

Movie Review: Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

2005-11-25T23:49:00.001+08:00

I caught the movie monday evening at Cineleisure and have been meaning to write about it but whenever I thought of something which vaguely made any sense, I forgot what I wanted to write. Then I finally realize what was holding me back, what got me thinking about the movie day and night.

Katie Leung, aka Cho Chang, aka the hawt asian chick, aka Harry's crush in the movie.

Just look at her straight long silky black hair and that angelic face, I could sit through the entire movie just looking at her; I would buy another movie ticket to see her.

I HATE HARRY POTTER. I FREAKING HATE HIM. I HOPE LORD VOLDEMORT WILL FINALLY ACTUALLY KILL THAT BASTARD OR SOMETHING.

Rating: 5/5

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ps: It suddenly occurred to be that some of you guys would actually want a decent review, I recommend checking out the one over at Metacritic.

Revisit to the dentist

2005-11-19T20:43:00.000+08:00

I wasn't suppose to go for my checkup until December since my last visit. But this past two weeks haven't been pretty.

The dentist assistant called and asked how I was doing, I told her I was fine and the next day, 2 pieces of braces came loose. One disappeared while I was on the bus home, either it dropped out or I swallowed it.

This time wasn't as scary, he used the same blue mouth opener on me, and after getting used to it. It wasn't that painful actually. The only painful thing about the whole China.

"i couldn't sleep on the plane, the china people just shouted from one side to another side of the plane even after they had switched off the lights. and because of them, the queue for the toilet is so freaking long. China people probably all got this bladder problem."

Now my ears and jaws hurt.

I love the Back Dormitory Boys

2005-11-16T08:46:00.000+08:00

Remember the 2 crazy lip syncing dudes?

Apparently that's what their fans call them, the Back Dorm Boys. This is their fan site.

And is the guy on the right the guy facing the computer screen in all their videos?

Movie Review: Doom

2005-11-14T21:34:00.000+08:00

Doom doom doom. Actually one of the first computer game that I've ever played (i think the first was some obscure title or maybe lode runner, i don't remember). You know what's the coolest about that? Playing a obviously choked gratuitously with gore and mindless killings when I'm like 5 years old?

I'm actually not too sure about the game's storyline but the movie's plot goes something like this. Researchers do secret and unethical experiments, things go awry, researchers die, protagonists pulled into the picture and they die one by one.

Watch it for the inane violence.

Rating: 5/10

Movie Review: Dragon Squad

2005-11-14T18:44:00.000+08:00

I went to Plaza Singapura with my classmates this afternoon and when we got the tickets. The nothing-better-to-do auntie ticket seller demanded to check our IDs. KNNCCB. We look like those 14 years old small kiddies meh?

Shawn Yue: After acting in Initial D as that pro racer, now he's this car drifting expert in Dragon Squad. Very original.

Anyway go check out their flashy website if you're interested.

Dragon Squad

My 90 words NaNoWriMo novel

2005-11-12T19:16:00.000+08:00

Awesome. I now know I'm not cut out for this novel thing.

I was thinking of this story of this deranged guy breaking into the zoo. Yes, very pretentious.

Jerry never knew how easy it was to be. How easy it was to just walk in, unobstructed, unimpeded; the feeling was totally surreal, like the world's worst soccer player with not a single defender in sight, not even the goal keeper.

"No Jerry, you're not the world's worst player! You're the best!"

It has been so long since he had this much freedom.

"Perhaps this is my lucky day," he whispered gentily over his shoulder, not to anyone in particular. He knew, but deep in his heart, he is content.

I quit.

Sexy V-girls

2005-11-03T11:05:00.000+08:00

I interrupt my (failing) novel writing to bring you the closest you can ever get to local porn. Quick, where do I sign up??

(via)

Do not disturb: NaNoWriMo in progress

2005-11-01T11:20:00.000+08:00

NaNoWriMo is an online writing adventure where everyday people from around the world create their own 50,000-word novel in just 30 days. There are no judges and no entry fees. There is just a deadline -- midnight November 30th. And by that day, if you hit the 50k words, your name will be added to their Winner’s Page, and receive a handsome winner’s certificate and web icon.

Over at the NaNoWriMo Singapore forums, meiteoh, the Malaysian (grrr..kidding) Municipal Liaison (kinda like the local god of NaNoWriMo) dropped by and gave some useful tips for conquering this seemingly impossible task. At least to me, when I don't even have a ready plot in my head.

1) If you're planning to hit a couple of thousand during the public holidays, do ALL your housechores ahead of time. ^_^ That'll leave you with little distraction.

2) Have a rough idea as to what you want to write about (boy meets girl, they fall in love, parents disapprove...that sort of very generic but yet specific idea) and just WRITE. Most of the time, plots unravel themselves along the way.

3) Dedicate one or two hours a day (or if you like, more) for just writing and nothing else. Turn off your MSN, MTV or the TV if it's distracting you. Put up notices, do whatever it takes just so you can get some quiet time to write.

Go check out her full list. It's still not too late to take part. And of course, there'll be meetups.

Virtual Insanity really damn siao

2005-11-01T11:18:00.000+08:00

The Halloween party was a blast. Thanks frenie, thanks Kingmeng, thanks guys.

1) Even though I barely danced (not belly dance),

2) went home early,

3) wore that really ugly mask with that wig courtesy of KM

4) did something indecent to the innocent KM

5) and Sassyjan ~~(if she doesn't object as loudly as did after seeing that photo, I should post it up)~~

The almighty God did not kick me out of the party. I KNOW HIS REAL IDENTITY! MUHAHAHAHAHA..

I love braces

2005-10-29T16:10:00.000+08:00

They hurt like fuck and my teeth better be straight by the end of this ordeal. Porridge for a week anyone?

Two years ago

2005-10-28T23:32:00.000+08:00

I had lunch with Felicia Chin at the restaurant; the same one we go to every lustrum.

I asked her if she was scared and she said no. I knew she was lying and I quickly finished the last glass of claret.

"i heard mystic river's pretty good"

"as are all other movies, all of them are pretty good. i very much prefer the bad movies."

"bad movies?"

"remember that one where all their jokes didnt make any sense to anyone?"

"ya?"

"i laughed at those jokes, the unfunny jokes"

"..."

"yes, it hurts."

"i understand"

"no, you dont. no one ever does. people say all those things like they mean it. i have feelings too you know?"

Ah, those were the days.

And purely for the record, I never did once kicked my neighbour's pet cat.

Later guys.

Occasion and Location rhymes

2005-10-27T20:34:00.000+08:00

Wah, a super hot babe passes you a meme, of course must do la!!

1) If given a choice to decide your birth, where would you choose?

Planet Krypton. Then I can be Superman; I can then fly around in red underwear and get my own god damn movie. I also can save money for halloween.

2) If given a choice to meet your 1st friend who will be with you for a lifetime, where will it be?

Britney Spears at the Singapore Zoo. No reason, I just thought a meetup between an orang utan and Britney Spears will be super hilarious.

3) If there's a flight accident & you end up lost somewhere, at the end of the day where you hope you are at?

The island where the plane crashed in 'Lost'. I'll give my left nut for a chance to co-inhabit with Michelle Rodriguez.

4) Where you hope you met your 1st love?

I will be flying around in my red underwear as usual and minding my own business. "Help meeee! Somebody help meeee!"

I hear a call of distress and flies towards the direction of the voice. I see this giant monkey and she was holding this super hot babe, "GIVE ME 10 MILLION DOLLARS OR I'LL BRING THIS GIRL TO RUSSIA AND FEED HER MCDONALDS EVERY DAY!".

"Fine, you big fat monkey! See if I care!"

"YOU DON'T GIVE A SHITE ABOUT HER LIFE OR DEATH?"

"Like duh!"

"OH OK THEN, YOU CAN HAVE HER BACK!"

With that the giant monkey flew back to Russia and the super hot babe and I lived happily ever after.

5) Where would you want to have your wedding?

In outer space. There would be no gravity then I can do somersaults over and over again with supergirl. Don't laugh, I'm serious! Hmmm, somersaulting in space.

6) Where do you hope to enjoy life when you retire?

Provence at Holland Village, where they serve the most delicious cakes and buns ever (milk pan, blueberry cheese cake). Then when I'm full, I can throw the cupcakes at the other customers and maybe win the Senior Citizens Award since they all look so happy and I'm sure as hell I'll be one happy senior citizen.

7) Everyone will die sooner or later. So given a choice to decide your deathplace, where will you choose?

I am Superman! I will never ever die. You Lex Luthor fiend!

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I'm passing this on to a handful of malaysian bloggers cause ~~I want to irritate them and since none of them even read my blog I can make them look like mean people who refuse to do this meme~~ I love them. I'm not a super hot babe by the way.

Minishorts

Who the hell doesn't love minishorts?

Rojaks

Bad english, funny shite and whatnot. I just look at their header image and WTF. Plus I love to eat rojak. Especially those with mango. Very nice.

Fireangel

She's so hott twhat i carnnot tyrpe and thwink prooeperliy. She alwso wride foor minishorts.

The Hustler Diaries

(Not safe for work or anywhere else really)

Apparently I'm his friend (this blog is listed under his friends blogs section) which means he is very cool cause all my friends are very cool and he posts all those nekkid photos of the hot ladies and some very saucy stories. Plus his blog started on 28 October, special special day.

And I do not condone porn. Porn is bad for your health. Very very very bad.

Simon Talks

This dude is the father of those 'Top (insert number here) whatever' I mean just look at the lists he have. Maybe he should do a 'Top ten things Simon should talk about' or something like that, it would be so scary yet funny.

I love the Backstreet Boys

2005-10-22T22:42:00.000+08:00

Chinese version. Two crazy chinese dudes lip syncing to Backstreet Boys hits. This got to be the funniest shite I've seen for quite some time. One member even had the nerve to suggest this as a video blogging meme. Any takers?

Video 1
Video 2
Video 3

From the Cowboy bar (you need to have an account, sign up for one).

Prank call of the day

2005-10-21T15:27:00.000+08:00

"hi" On the other end of the phone was this sweet girly voice (a bit like xiaxue sexy voice but I knew there wasn't any reason she would call me)

"who're you looking for?"

"is this mcdonalds?" (warning: irritating mcd song ahead)

"no"

"ok bye"

KNNCCB, how is it possible that anyone can dial the wrong number?

My number is like a myriad of random digits thrown together. I can even memorize the mcd number without checking.

67773777
67773777
67773777
67773777
67773777

ps: I didnt knew xiaxue changed her template so many freaking times thou less than the number of times i change mine for sure.

She also got a wallpaper, higher res and no watermark one.

Recognition?

2005-10-19T13:26:00.000+08:00

Perhaps I shouldn't be that proud of being linked by a porn blog. Not linked cause I know you guys will not be able to resist clicking that link but no doubt majority of you not lazy enough to see your porn will copy and paste the link below.

(Not safe for work or anywhere else really)

http://www.youlike.nl/?p=232

The post mentioned this How-to, HOWTO Put Porn On Your iPod. Not a very useful How-to for me as I do not have the latest rendition of the iPod, with video support.

The porn guy used the photo I posted in February when I was totally wanting the ipod mini (now it's ousted by the nano and the ipod itself, video ipod for god's sake)

Apparently he was also doubtful of my weblog title he even added a question mark at the end of the link. And I do not condone porn. Porn is bad for your health. Very very very bad.

Who is 欧得洋?

2005-10-16T22:25:00.000+08:00

The resemblances is uncanny.

Thank you SPH. Now there is no longer a need for me to buy his CD to get the tix to get to see him.

Most awesome spam comment ever

2005-10-15T23:38:00.000+08:00

Anonymous said...

Help me Dude, I'm lost.

I was searching for Elvis and somehow ended up in your blog, but you know I'm sure I saw Elvis in the supermarket yesterday.

No honest really, he was right there in front of me, next to the steaks singing "Love me Tender".

He said to me (his lip was only slightly curled) "Boy, you need to get yourself a shiny, new plasmatv to go with that blue suede sofa of yours.

But Elvis said I, In the Ghetto nobody has a plasma tv .

Dude I'm All Shook Up said Elvis. I think I'll have me another cheeseburger then I'm gonna go home and ask Michael Jackson to come round and watch that waaaay cool surfing scene in Apocalypse Now on my new plasma tv .

And then he just walked out of the supermarket singing. . .

"You give me love and consolation,
You give me strength to carry on "

Strange day or what? :-)

Of course there were links plastered all over this little story. Just a little note to the other bloggers, one of my post was linked by Boingboing and Gizmodo some time back and for some reason I forgot why, I dug up that post and found 40+ comments, 20 of which are spam.

So you might want to close commenting on your older posts but if you have no problem with them, then perhaps you would read through them and pick out the more interesting ones (i've seen a few besides the one above) and share it with everyone? I would love to see them.

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Update: Usually the comments will just say great blog or some shit ass compliment but this particular one came straight. The truth hurts but we patched up when Lexie told me he/she/it like my blog. Whooppeeeee...Lexie likes my blog.

Lexie said...

You have pretty cool blog here. What's up with these weird posts?

Anyway, I like your blog and will proably be back.

Take care.

Lexie

Oh and another cool site is a gi diet site about other weight loss stuff.

I'll buy her weight loss stuff!!!

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Update 2: Brutally honest spam.

Anonymous said...

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Friday, October 21, 2005 2:54:17 PM

Ngee Ann Poly thinks its students are dumbasses

2005-10-13T11:04:00.000+08:00

Or they really care about our welfare. I got the following letter in my NP mail, ridden with junk mail ('please come check out our event!!'), this email was particularly fresh.

Dear students,

You may know by now that Blogging is a very popular internet past time and may have your own personal Blog site or participated in some.

Whatever your blogging experience, here are some very important info to protect you.

Recently 2 bloggers were charged under the Sedition Act for posting insulting and reckless racial comments on the internet. One of the blogger was jailed for a month while another was given a one-day jail term and a maximum fine of $5,000. (ST, Oct 8).

In another case of 5 junior college students punished for criticising 2 teachers and a vice-principal on the Net. These students were suspended for 3 days and their parents were also informed. (ST, Sep 27)

While you Blog, please stay on the right side of the Law and stay sensitive to other people around you. Do not blog on things that promote feelings of ill-will and hostility between different races or classes of the population of Singapore (Section 4 of the Sedition Act).

Students should use the blog appropriately and not to misuse it to arouse social disorder or 'flame' a person online. In a multi-racial society like in Singapore, every citizen or resident should respect other races and religions. As all Bloggers are personally responsible for what they blog, please be careful.

Regards
Computer Centre
Ngee Ann Polytechnic

For some reason, they have become our guardian angel. Thou shall not blog seditiously.

You Could Have It So Much Better

2005-10-09T21:48:00.000+08:00

Franz Ferdinand is a Scottish rock band. I totally love their music and they have a blog. Their new album is out this month. Have anyone seen it in the local CD shops? Tell me can?

Girl of my dreams

2005-10-05T01:01:00.000+08:00

I just chanced upon her blog and complimented her via the tagboard. And Leslee, in response:

Yes, very very seeeexxyyyy indeed.

She is now having her exams and busy getting A1s, knows everything about bangalore. Yan Yan, when you're done with all your papers, we will go on a date and you'll tell me all about bangalore ok?

Oh, and rainbowy the super flying bird ~~on my sidebar~~ says hi.

ps: If you click the penguin like 4 times, it will drop into the water. Very cool shite.

Don't molest yourself

2005-10-04T12:50:00.000+08:00

Shade is the story of a man waking up one day to find himself in a woman's body and he have to come to terms with the female issues (pms, urinal jokes).

Pretty messed up from there and during the last issues, Shade's son George is put into the body of Lenny's daughter, Lilly.

More cool shit from the Transgender Graphics and Fiction Archive comics and strips pages.

My mum has a twisted sense of humour

2005-10-01T17:17:00.000+08:00

I was surfing the net when my mum came over and pat my shoulder, "yang, happy children's day."

A happy day calls for a happy song (download), even the lyrics are pretty happy. Happy Children's Day you little kiddies.